The Planar Pibble
The Notorious FIG aka Fig Poppa aka Figgy Smalls aka The Brindle Frank White aka Christofig Wallace.

Rescue dog with an incredibly flat head.
The Planar Pibble
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Brindles Who Brunch

#brindles #who #brunch #illhavetheeggsbenedict #weekend #brunch #local #grassfed #beefjerky #amusebouche #ritzy #pibble  #Michelin  #twostars
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Elevated Eyebrow 

#elevated #eyebrow #stoplookingatmeswan #folded #velvet #ear #tips #vintage #scarf #kerchief #midsnack #csa #organic #farmfresh #cucumber #paleo #pup
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Luscious Lips 

#cute #caregivers #luscious #lips #best #bitches #taking #wonderful #care of #fig #sister #mom and #soulsister in #greenpoint #brooklyn #missing them
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Hellaz Hot 

#summer in the #city be #hella #hot #sunsouttonguesout #heatsoutteatsout @swagner1988   #summerbreeze #whereyouat
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Fig is Five!!! 

#five #fifthbirthday #happybirthday #brindle #bean #oldbitty #partytime #excellent
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Robotic  Rocketeer 

#robotic #rocketeer #rocketman #vintage #windup #toy #vintagetoys #astronaut #robot #bleepbloop #doesnotcompute
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Curvy Cucumber 

#curvy #cucumber #csa #summer #produce #organic #local #food #crazyeyes #man #getthisthingoffamyface #coolhatbro
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Bespectacled  Bitty 

#bespectacled #old #bitty #brindle #bean #septuagenarian #wearing them #low #ootd #benjaminfranklin #bifocals #oldgirl
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Bespectacled  Bitty 

#bespectacled #old #bitty #brindle #bean #septuagenarian #wearing them #low #ootd #benjaminfranklin #bifocals #oldgirl
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Throwback Thursday: Belated Breading 

#tbt #throwbackthursday #belated #breading #latetothegame #old #meme #stillcute #notpaleo #toast #addict
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Pibble Police 

#pibble #police #special #badge #aviators #dog #cop #officer #fig #licenseandregistration #stepoutofthecar
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Sunday Shades

#sunday #shades #holiday #weekend #vibes #relaxed #except #pibbles #hate #fireworks #safefornow #sweet #shades from @ingodwetrustnyc #greenpoint #brooklyn
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Throwback Thursday: Ample Allium 

#ample #allium #tbt #throwbackthursday #giant #organic #shallot #cooking a  #paleo #dinner #yum #farmersmarket #fare
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Carter Campaign

#carter #campaign #JimmyCarter for #president #thegrinwillwin #1976 #carterforpresident #peanut #farmer #not #paleo #political #memorabilia #campaignbutton #american #politics #USA #rockflagandeagle
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Green Guy

#green #guy #armyman with that #badass #bayonet #toystory #junkshop #gem #brindle #battlefield